Liberals are broadminded, but don't u hate them when they sometimes give careful consideration to both sides of the same side..
Nobody knows, for sure, the age of the human race.. but everybody agrees that it's old enough to know better..
Going to a mosque (church) doesn't make you muslim (christian).. just like standing in a garage all day doesn't make you a car..
Don't be hard on urself all the time, even a broken clock is right twice a day..
Experts are the people who get to know more and more about less and less.. but eventually they turn useless when they get to know everything about nothing..
Good intentions are not enough.. having a heart of gold is only like being a hard-boiled egg..
Love is not about finding the perfect person.. it's about learning how to see the imperfect person, perfect..
If you know you're walking on thin ice, then u might as well dance..
What goes up, must come down.. ask any windows system administrator..
I couldn't beat my computer at chess.. so i tried kickboxing..
Freedom is a combo meal, it comes with responsibilities and consequences..
A good salesman is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually start to look forward for the trip..
It's really not a coincidence that man's best friend can't talk..
It's really ironic that in all weddings, the bride doesn't get to marry the best man..
Something i got from the movies; if you're in the wrong place in the wrong time, there's a pretty good chance u'll walk away a hero..
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity..
There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't..
People should be reminded that 'someday' is not really a day..
They say, waking up early is good.. but it's really much better to wake up late and be wide awake, than wake up early and be sleepy all day..
They say, laziness is bad.. but ain't efficiency an intelligent form of laziness..
They say, live everyday as if it were your last.. and then one day you'll be right..
They say, money can't buy happiness.. but it sure can rent it for a lifetime..
They say, look at the bright side.. but doesn't that cause some sort of eyestrain..
They say, dreams can come true.. well, WAKE UP!!
They say, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.. well, beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder..
They say, age brings wisdom.. but sometimes it just comes alone..
have a nice day :)
